You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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