bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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