I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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