Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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