is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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