i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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