We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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