I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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