is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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