And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
no you cant smoke seaweed
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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