Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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