every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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