I must be too annoying 4 u.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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