thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize