Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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