Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
