The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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