My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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