I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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