He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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