check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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