just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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