How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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