Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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