I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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