Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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