Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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