I think im going to throw up on grandma
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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