no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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