Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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