He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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