Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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