Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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