We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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