Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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