dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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