ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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