You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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