I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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