we have officially lost it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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