ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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