You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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