i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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