Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Alive.
So much puke
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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