A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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