I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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