I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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