there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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