Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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