so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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