hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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