Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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